Major mistake here....

Major mistake here....
Captain cockroach is 'fair'

yes - in west peeps go to tanning salons...
but here in desi india, Captain GuzolpGuzolp was particularly proud of his fair and lovely fairness...
generally society is ...a pathan does fair and lovely ads...

that was quite syd.. skin color being a thing in googley decisions...

will correct it - just a variable to make captain fair 😘

further thoughts...

thats a north india thing/bias...i guess all the bajwas who were given free land in delhi did the 1st cultural change - fair faces, round tummies and lots of plastic stuff - rich north sigma

that aint north, just some rebranded paki import renamed as north india

there is nothing syd than a bihari calling itself a delhi-ite

now he can - delhi is bihar like now 🤣