UP bulmaa in a Baltimore klub..

22 Jan 2025

This story is about the str11p klub in Baltimore : where nice ladies were just being too nice...

the sole point of this story :

Raaju : is not your any normal guy. He got in huggies. Did some coding. And he was rewarded with a USA B1 visa.

Raaju Bulma

a 3 month business visas : all the 'wheeat-flour' packed in as 'luggage' along with trademark indian pressure cooker...

Raaju Bulma : has his dreams fulfilled.

the title of being a 'satellite engineer'.. senior!

now traveling to USA for his 'special abilities'...

Raaju and his story : just now lacked a girlfriend... the 1 day when a gal wont be creeped our of his 'eyes'...and let him 'touch' her "soul".

None of that : was happening in mean girl land of capitalistic feministic India...

Usa was the destined land.

he had heard stories... where great men of software engineering : could 'righfully' touch a female : without her calling the cops.

It was the dream, destiny and the man - Raaju.

Economics is really important : planning was needed coz $ x 45 = lots! - for all the famine starved family was waiting for his saved $$...

baltimore : was just devis and some offerings - it was sort of compulsory in bulma traditions.

the planning

A week before : idea was floated : there was a 'hack'

no entry fee : if 1 gets in before 6.30 PM

this was just the economic match : made in heaven for raajus'.

the commute : was an hour and 15 minutes : the printout from mapquest : had the specifics.

The fuel : was about $60 ...

a car : can carry 5...

charge every 1 : 15$ ...and Raju : had the dream debugged.

3 were his close frens...

2 more : were needed.

PP and I

Hence come in 2 seniors : in title, but not in age...

PP and I : were asked to join in..

PP and I : were kind of 'intense' as engineers. We liked debauchery : but often shied away from it...

this was a guilt free card : we were 'invited'...so yay.

the plan : was flawless.

Being included last minute : did sound a bit 'cheap'...but office was drab..

and hotel : was crawling with 'indi cultural values'...

so we both joined in..

Huggies Assemble

5.30 PM : Friday : Assemble at huggies car park : not a minute can be wasted.

the talk : was filled with 'anticipation' .... i focused on the highway and the culture...

being a bit senior in title : had to keep some distance - even in debauchery.

The Klub.

I was taught 1 thing by senior sales senei : the bartender is usually the nicest person.

Picked the stool - ordered few 2x coconut rum things : to keep me drunk while i see while i dont.

PP started hitting on the nice bartender : being a hairless baby face does make 1 feel safe. He did draw out the motherly instinct in most women we conversed with..

he never knew : the coffee which I had with Kristin : the nice gal he planned to talked to for 3 months.

but 'hitting' on women : was the skill he was trying to master.

Needless to say : i had infinite more experiance in getting rejected by veronicas : even in that bunch...

so i just gulped my nice coco rum....

the conversation

as i tried distancing myself from the "love in progress"..

the few Americans who were occupying the pole position left...

and Raaju : took the 'prime' spot : a whole 20 year old : absolute perfection of female form : was dancing for him : only him.

a dream - came true!!

.... to be continued.

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