A story wen goats : created - "religion"
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a fantasy about goat evolution, their formation of religion
U noe : goats talk. we dont understand them, but dey do talk.
We can only fantasize what do dey talk about…and if dey do, what the peak evolution would look like?
there is always a bigger goat : strong, pretty feared …. alpha of the pack who would own most of the female goats.
the beta goats : would join in alpha goat, to get their logical share of spoils or remains.
The beta goats : would form their own family of goats : the pecking order which consumes the entire population : till leaders and workers are separated.
After a while : the female goats would feel ‘guilty’ …of the rule of alpha goat..
and beta goats : would also feel : differently. Time : only makes it certain.
is what the alpha goat would have to ‘invent’ : why he is special, why his kid is also special : cos he comes from strong seed or prettiest goat mom and strongest goat father.
the now goat father : would have to do some : miracles.
If u dont likey miracles : den dere is literally no choice. The ‘choice’ of act of miracle : would be chosen : so only alpha papa goat would do : miracles.
To preserve the holy ‘family’ and his selected chosen ‘calf’, he would make prophecies of his return.
The miracle is done. The alpha goat can now handover his ‘power’ to his ‘chosen’ son and the alpha goat king : can now rest in peace.
The son prince : would use his power :to establish the religion. Continue to rule by presence of goat padre fathere and his ‘word’…
afterall : he would return in his sacred : now protected bloodline.
The religion works : the goats are still waiting for the alpha goat to return :