In this metaverse of 2025...
I ll try to become Siraj Varma with a taquiyya named son of Saahil Varma
I am unemployed.
i am a writer
i have a kid and a wife to serve me : all day.
i got cancer balls : coz i saax chat with paki girls all day : age is not a factor in green love 😍
maybe i got cancer balls, coz i published a book : which no 1 bought...
i am absolutely proud kayastha : coz i never did anything ever..
but smoked classic regulars on my son in law's money...giving him lectures on 'life' of success..
how chatting with paki gals : like imran khan bro : is old age...
money is maaya..
and people who work for money : are devils..
Lessons peeps : i learnt lots.
so i ll be a 'fiction writer' from now on...
How i raised kids : while being a poet : is a mystery...
but i am Siraj-Uddin : a lover of urdu and all things : green.
this is my twisted world : where i write my disasters and share the pain with you all : so you will be as successful as me.
//my wifey makes pakodas for me : while i write about 'difficult' life..