My suggestion : go with typical banglHole victim story..

wifey was bad...she cheated u know...😫
then amit d hard worker....went to work...😫
fell in love ... with a junior veronica...😫
was kinda jealous...being her father figure at work...😫
so did a bihari authello on the bechari dukhyari abla naari proud veronica...fighting for shmekles for her kid : a new life..
and here come in daddy sigma...
with a daddy mode...

working hard - chumps
he dont know what he do
engleesh sucks!
he is so 'reactive' ( guilty: tech stupidity is just unignorable for me )
i so senior - my pencil is so tesla and my kid needs a real mommy...
not a sister mommy...
u know i so sensitive i cry sleep...
last veronica used me for moneys...

yeah : that would sell to peeps who are not on linkedin..

but...global veronicas : are.

dude : all the best...
may the homeland of bihar : may have some veronicas where this algo works?