Bizzness lessons : Double Dipping

18 Oct 2024

Bizzness lessons : Double Dipping

I learned a lot of sacred arts from baldies.

Sacred and secret arts

1 of the subtle arts is a technique called 'Double Dipping'

It goes like this...

  1. Find a 'leader baldie' who is equally 'bizzness like'
  2. U discuss a potential deal - like : both would 'earn' 10L over salary (magic)
  3. How - would be figured out later
  4. Bizzness meetings - honchos bleh blah is arranged.
  5. "Discounts" are offered to make bizzness.
  6. Some 'token' is exchanged to lay the foundation of new 'combined innovation'
  7. Both baldies - customer and googley cloud baldies : do page 3 stuff: veronicas, plans, parties, handshakes - dreams 😍
  8. Money has already been made - work is for chumps : discounts/credits
  9. U dint notice the 'baldie promotions' which all deal makers scored from this 'paper innovation'
  10. solution/innovation : problems for next in line to solve...

Sensei had made a 'deal'
cloudy and rainy!!

I could never debug this...hence fired 😂

and this double dipping spreads like a 'smart practice'..
sales peeps resort to it...normalize it as 'culture'

and engineers - oh we watch this lurv...