Once upon a time
...few half a$$ed and half balled "men" joined forced
the aim - chump domination
for these 'men' - have spent their lives at the receiving end of sarakari bank clerk's decision
the wait, the stink of public toilet - got to him
Mitesh - thought : enough is enough
He dint go through 30-40 years of ball fondling...to 'deserve' this.
He gets a call - from model Xgender Kiran Bajewa, who seemed to have succeeded in fondling the 'right' set of 'white' balls.
There was an opportunity, and it only required committing to half balled Kiran - the new lead of googley cloud India
Oh it was grand...Kiran Mitesh hired all the prime and non prime pappus and a Sigma gAmit - to rule them all!!
The only minor inconvience - the weird chump who was hired by the last lead of googley cloud
It seemed easy...
but what started in 2021.... started a story
"a chump saga"
lots of 'glorious moves'
yet gAmit - the gSigma who would have inseminated the entire world with his superiority of iPhone sallu lead...
could not 'conquer' the chump
what happened - chump moves...
the most boring corporate Google-y story ever.
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After Thoughts
Thoth:#1
will do the 'artwork' font bg color optimizations ...
the baldies really lurv my face - really... i dint believe 'looks' were part of 'evaluation' at google. they r.
maybe finally - we get to 'it'.
thanks - just few last kinks to rectify : before the thing puts 'ai' box to use - proving its 'need'
Thoth:#2
age
was another important googley parameter : the chump was not allowed to be 'younger'
coz that would be 'impossible' : coz mitesh created internet, linux and cloud in punjab national banks toilets : his home lab where he 'snagged' deals
being 'younger' was an error...the chumpness : was justified.
Thoth:#3
veronica likey
was just the nail in coffin. a veronica 'hired' and 'trained' for baldies..
how could she 'work' well with the 'chump'
maybe the veronicas were insane too....baldie lurved veronicas...
too much - father figures and their 'daughterly' lurv - all hindus know this. 😀
Thoth:#4
customers
were wrong too - they were 'tricked' by the chumpness or veronica
the 'credit/money' was chump too : it needed to be 'reclaimed'
and obviously - these 'findings about chumpness' - needed to be published as 'public service' for 'well being' of big googley level companies - all cloudy...
this was just satan hiding as chump
- baldies prophesized.
hence the story of baldies glory.
they win.