New Term : gTurds

New Term : gTurds

gTurds are 'engineers' who lead by brand - G

they come from 3 tier companies/cities/incestory

they happily become part of human centipede of 'leadersheep' : when micro-management of leaders decide 'worthy-ness' / aukaat

Lemme elaborate on this philosophical leadersheep concept of G levels

Kiran : being the ultimate 'dealmaker'

Mitesh : being the ultimate tech - cheetah : cto of kinds

and Amit : oh the next in line : all purrfect sigma!

So any engineer's intelligence of googleyness : is determined by LCM of cumulative intelligence of the trinity of googley cloud.

effectively, making a link list of 'decision' making where 'head' of trinity 'decides'

Oh, this was highly effective : 3 heads of a hypothetical human centipede of intellect

whose 'wisdom' passes down to the long link list of 'leaders' : middle management middle klass 'intellect'

at last : that prized processed level of 'intellect/wisdom/leadersheep' decision would pass down to the googley engineer - his reward : a turd of 8 levels of 'result'

oh, he proudly takes it, shows it around as real G level engineer : having acquired all the G cloud certs : the ultimate approval of genius

I just call them gTurds : smelly, approval hungry, hollow inside...knowing that even a Java programmer is better : coz he can create solutions, not cry wolf when a tech question comes up...

driving and strengthening the GOrakle belief/culture/capability.

but on linkedin

• they are smileys

• Self professing G and how they are G.

Behold - GTurds :

• who cant hack a script without kool of muggary / approval

• yet a leader!!

• money : proves it

i absolutely likey!!

they think they 'approve/disapprove' of paw's life...:skills, being rebel etx.

really? 🤣

automated import. If something looks out of place, check the orig linkedin post

After Thoughts

Thoth:#1

they 'wanted' a dc, but they 'needed' capacity in existing dc.

thats how the situation was...

but then, leadersheep prioritized 'new dc' > capacity in old dc

as a former cto : my priorities - scaling up app

not putting more work into 'updating' scripts to new dc

continuity > redundancy

but here, g_baldie_1 took 'charge' of capacity.

when there was 'ample' and steady increase : cap management had logical peeps

but this 'control' lead to 'besto' customer experiance, where neubies cant even create a single instance . corona was official reason 🤣

yet, it was making of a hero - the indi turd of batman.

Thoth:#2

Logically - it leads to no decisions of slowed decisions - where 8 levels of hyenas decide if the 'account' lead by a gTurd is 'worthy' enough for their 'leadersheep' decisions.

involvement : lead to a whole plethora of industry, tech, product capacity 'leaders' involvement - raising more iffs and butts than 'decisions' - useless internal chatter, involvement of 'useful hyenas' ...and 'sharing' of 'credit'

work multiplied - 'capacity' being 'manually controlled' by 'mitesh' -coz his 'strategic' 'allocation' being 'wise' : serializing all the 'threads' into a single leadership instance running on 386

last minute 'heroism'

long list of 'hierarchical' credit sharing

eg : mitesh 'lead' googley up/delhi data center...xoz the customers 'needed' it

hwe bleh and more 'work' in convincing customers to use this new dc

reality : no one asked.

but then, heroes are needed to lead the sheep.

Thoth:#3

the 'blog' would take over as primary source of 1st release of 'bleu' in next release...

i kinda take it easy...

thoths are important than rushing execution/ strats and all

• aiming for indi techno gandalf here 😂

Thoth:#4

They were 'lit up' - the rush of G and being 1

a feel, of rush....

.....

I'm on a plane with cocaine

And yes, I'm all lit up again

Cough up love, and touch up

Your mama said packing lines is sin

[Chorus]

And yes I'm all lit up again

On the couch, in my bed

And yes I'm all lit up again, flying

I love the cocaine, I love the cocaine

Mama can you wait, mama can you wait yeah

[Verse 2]

I'm on a train, and ride on

You know the train is staying off the track

I'm in touch love, from this crutch

Well you're on ten, but hunny I'm on eleven